SAWlul II-the sequel to the saw parody written by me

[tobinbellpwns]

SAWlul II is finished

Trailer
Poster


As some of you know, i wrote a parody called SAWlul a few months ago. I wrote a sequel, and it is finished!!

The premiere will be at roughly 6:00 PM Central time tomorrow on Friday, April 30th.


If you haven't read the first one, YOU MUST READ IT FIRST.

SAWlul

and even if you have read it already, it would be great if you read it again just to refresh your memory of the events that took place in the first. Events from the first play a role in this one. The story is connected, believe it or not.

Thanks to all who have read the first and will read the sequel. It means a lot to know that people enjoy this stuff.
SAWlul II will be posted in chapters every day just like the first one.


Oh yes....there will be lulz.

[stickytpe]

Looking forward too it!

[KillerZavatar]

splitted around a whole thread meh

[tobinbellpwns]

30 minutes. get excited.

*Crickets*

[izzyhindle]

Oh my god.

[MikeAllen]

It's a video?

[tobinbellpwns]

Remember everyone, speaker names are in bold, dialogue is in quotes, direction is in normal text.





We open with what appears to be a pair of deformed feet. It’s slightly dark in this room. We pan over. A man walks in. He’s wearing a doctor’s clothes. He turns on the lights in the room. There is a disgusting disfigured body on a slab. We pan up and reveal it’s the body of Detective Alex. His body is very bloody and looks like it was squished. There are organs hanging out everywhere. The doctor who just entered the room is named Joe.
Joe
“Subject’s name is Alex Johnston. Sixteen year old male, Caucasian.”
Joe looks at alex’ deformed body.
Joe
“Yeah he’s definitely seen better days…”
Another Doctor walks in. This is Doctor Zander. Joe takes a scalpel from Zander and looks at the body trying to decide where to begin.
Joe
“I uhh…..”
He motions to the body’s head, but it appears to be cracked open already. In fact, the brain is even hanging out.
Joe
“I guess I better check the stomach”
Joe picks up the stomach from the body, not having to cut open any flesh. He takes the stomach and cuts it open. A strange green liquid flows out.
Joe
“Whoa, he’s a fuckin alien!”
Frightened, Joe tosses the stomach across the room.
Joe
“Maybe he got anally probed by martians. Let’s check the anus…”
Joe tightens the glove on his hand and reaches into the dead body’s ass. He feels around. He feels something strange.
Joe
“What…the…hell.”
Joe takes his hand out of Alex’ ass. There is a small audio tape. We see a flashback of Alex pouring honey, whipped cream, vinegar, salad dressing, marinera sauce, lubricant, and wax on a small audio cassette tape while he is taking a bubble bath.
Alex
“Mmmmmmmm….that shit smells good.”
We cut back to real time now. Doctor Joe turns to Zander.
Joe
“Get homicide here. NOW.”
We see the legs of someone walking to the autopsy room very quickly. This person gets to the doorway and stops. We pan up. This man has a pizza box in his hands. It’s a pizza delivery guy. Zander walks up to him.
Zander
“Thanks, man. Here’s a tip.”
Zander hands him money and takes the pizza.
Joe
“You fucking ordered pizza??”
Zander
“OH! Homicide…right.”
We see the legs of another man. He is walking to the autopsy room. He steps inside the room. We pan up. It’s Detective Tommy. Joe hands Tommy the tape.
Joe
“It was in his rectum.”
Tommy
“Cut it out.”
Joe
“No really, it was in his rectum.”
Tommy
“…”
Joe
“And you worked with this guy?”
Tommy doesn’t respond. He takes the tape recorder Joe was using and puts Alex’ tape inside. He presses play as he looks over Alex’ body.
Alex(tape)
“No. No, the other one. The one with sprinkles on it. Oh, shit. Ahem. Are you there, detective? If so, you are probably standing. “
Tommy’s pants have a slight bulge in them.
Joe
“Yup, he’s standing all right.”
Alex(tape)
“Now perhaps you will succeed where I have failed. I promise…this investigation will continue. That I have ensured. You think you will walk away like a little bitch? By hearing this tape some will assume that this case is over. It’s not over. The investigation has just begun.”

We cut to what appears to be a mausoleum. There is a heavy set man lying on the ground. His eyes are sewn shut. It’s David A. Armstrong, the director of photography of the saw movies. He wakes up
David
“What…what the fuck. Where am I. MY EYES!!! How am I suppose to film scenes like this?”
Kevin
“Ironic, isn’t it?”
Kevin Greutert, the editor for the saw movies, is on the other side of the room. His hands are sewn together through his skin.
David
“Who the fuck is that?”
Kevin
“I didn’t expect you to recognize my voice. I’m not important. I mean all I do is edit the scenes. Nope, not important at allll…….”
David
“Are your eyes sewn shut?”
Kevin
“Nope. My hands are though. I can’t edit like this!”
Kevin begins crying.
David
“Pussy!”
Kevin
“Shut up!”
Kevin runs to the corner of the room to cry, but doing this triggers the device in between them. It begins to rotate, bringing the chains around their necks closer together.
David
“What did you fuck up this time, editor?”
Kevin
“I AIN’T DONE SHIT.”
They get drawn closer and closer. David feels around. There is various film equipment on his side of the room. He manages to grab a camera stand. He throws it at Kevin. Kevin dodges everything David throws. They get drawn closer. They are right next to each other.
Kevin
“Your photography skills….SUCK!”
Kevin kicks David in the face. David lays on the ground, not moving much. Kevin grabs a film camera he finds on David’s side of the room. He raises it up and bashes David’s head with it. He keeps doing this over and over again.
Kevin
“Dammit, I know he’s dead but I’m just gonna keep hitting him!”
He hits him a final time. Kevin’s chain is almost completely pulled in. He finds a key on David’s collar and unlocks his chain. He rips his arms apart, blood everywhere.
Kevin
“GGGGAAAAAHHHRUURURURURRRAAAAHHHH!!!…….Jesus my scream is awful…”

*SAWlul II*

[izzyhindle]

Hahaha nice job! Can't wait for the next chapter thingy.

[jb2004]

poor david armstrong

[Aaron707]

Hahaha, I lol'd at Zander ordering a pizza instead of calling homicide.